I love black thongs
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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