The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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