FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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