I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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