Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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