Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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