Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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