Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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