i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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