I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Please, let me fuck your mom
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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