oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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