Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You've changed since you got that strap on
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