I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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