Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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