Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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