I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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