how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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