I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ugly people sure do ruin things
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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