This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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