I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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