last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
