so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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