I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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