Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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