Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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