oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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