so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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