So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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