Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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