Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's never too late to be topless.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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