That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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