dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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