the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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