We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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