He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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