Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
40s are totally the cure
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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