It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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