Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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