If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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