Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
