I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
