Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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