Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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