idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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