who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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