well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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