In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Two words: blizzard sex
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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