just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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