and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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