Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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