Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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