The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
