there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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