I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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