And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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